If you where a murder what would be your car of choice?

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes) 11/04/2016 at 14:52 • Filed to: None

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It would be a Chrysler 300 SRT8. I could easily speed to body dumping location in comfort.

or a Mercury Marauder. Everyone think your a cop, and it has plenty of power for a quick get away.

crowmolly > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 11/04/2016 at 14:53

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2008 Corolla or Elantra

Seat Safety Switch > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 11/04/2016 at 14:55

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I can almost guarantee you that a Chrysler 300 of any description shows up on cop radar as “potential drug dealer.”

Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 11/04/2016 at 14:56

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Mustang. Don’t even need to exit the vehicle.

not for canada - australian in disguise > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 11/04/2016 at 14:56

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As iterated by Clarkson, murderers drive Camaros.

CB > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 11/04/2016 at 14:57

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Murderer or hitman?

Murderer: HHR panel van (preferably in SS form).

Hitman? An SS, probably.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever 11/04/2016 at 14:57

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Beat me to that joke

Milky > crowmolly 11/04/2016 at 14:58

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300s are the Corolla’s of Detroit. So I’d go with a base Hemi.

PatBateman > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 11/04/2016 at 14:59

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Mkbruin alread stole my joke, and this is bullshit because this post is perfect for me.

Berang > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 11/04/2016 at 15:00

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Just buy a hearse. Nobody would find is suspicious if you had a dead body in it.

ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 11/04/2016 at 15:01

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I’m going to go with an LS 400/430/460. Fast enough for quick get away, attracts no attention at all, supremely comfortable while stalking your pray and/or locations to dispose of your victims and a trunk big enough to hold many bodies (the last bit said in Clarkson’s voice).

SkyNet > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 11/04/2016 at 15:01

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Lots of them on the road so it blends in well. Pretty good range on a single tank of gas. Rugged, reliable, lots of space for bodies, decent enough off road for dumping locations.

Plenty of power for getaways.

Tripper > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 11/04/2016 at 15:01

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This is one of the very few questions where the answer for me is Cadillac. An old one with a huge trunk because you can fit soooo many hookers in it.

AfromanGTO > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 11/04/2016 at 15:03

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Biege Camry

MonkeePuzzle > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 11/04/2016 at 15:06

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if you where a murder? like where would I do murderings?

if I were a murder? like... I’m dead?

Mercedes Streeter > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 11/04/2016 at 15:10

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A second gen smart. They’re dirt cheap and even their parts are now depreciated.

Do your dirty biz, then swap out the panels....

Drive away freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

Benjamin Rolland > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 11/04/2016 at 15:15

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What? I really liked Predator .

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 11/04/2016 at 15:17

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LS460 or V6 camry

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 11/04/2016 at 15:18

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Camero, duh.

djmt1 > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 11/04/2016 at 15:25

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Same reasoning but you’ll gonna need some active air suspension to avoid suspicion.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 11/04/2016 at 15:36

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I’d be so good I wouldn’t need a quick getaway vehicle.

OPPOsaurus WRX > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 11/04/2016 at 15:38

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Vicente Esteve > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 11/04/2016 at 15:42

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HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 11/04/2016 at 16:40

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2-3 year old Ford F-150 Crew cab in a nice blue. most nondescript vehicle, you could blend in anywhere.

derf > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 11/04/2016 at 16:48

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Well, if you’re in Albania, obviously you want a “Bentley”

for Michigan > MonkeePuzzle 11/04/2016 at 16:49

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Maybe what we would drive if we are where there has been a murder?

Or maybe if we are where a murder of crows is?

MonkeePuzzle > for Michigan 11/04/2016 at 16:50

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for Michigan > MonkeePuzzle 11/04/2016 at 16:53

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How many crows does it take to make a murder?

MonkeePuzzle > for Michigan 11/04/2016 at 16:53

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no one will ever know. when there’s enough, you are murdered. ded men cant count birds

Die-Trying > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 11/04/2016 at 16:55

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2006 ford van $ 4000 (San antonio tx)

help out the v8, good tires.put about 5 mufflers on it for quiet............and for the BIG jobs..........

for Michigan > MonkeePuzzle 11/04/2016 at 16:56

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I find no issues with this logic.

Die-Trying > Berang 11/04/2016 at 17:03

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is it suspicious if the body in the casket is making a big puddle because it is still bleeding? ........

Tapas > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 11/04/2016 at 17:16

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Jaguar E Type Low drag coupe, Eagle Speedster and the XKSS.....okay so there’s a little bit of maroon flake in there. Sue me! lol

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 11/04/2016 at 18:14

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2004 VW touareg V10 TDI. a big trunk, lots of power, and with the right mods, I’d look like an eastern European mafia capo!

Nimbus The Legend - Riding on air like a cloud > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 11/04/2016 at 20:16

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Dodge magnum srt8,

The thing already looks like a damn modern hearse 

Bourbon&JellyBeans > Die-Trying 11/04/2016 at 21:01

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The only thing that needs a casket is that joke.

:)

TheHondaBro > MonkeePuzzle 11/05/2016 at 01:49

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Where would you be murdered?

Tristan > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 11/05/2016 at 02:05

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Toyota Avalon. comfy, big trunk, invisible.

MonkeePuzzle > TheHondaBro 11/05/2016 at 10:55

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in the drawing room

with a wrench, by professor plum

CaptDale - is secretly British > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 11/07/2016 at 12:31

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X150 Jaguar XK-R. I wouldn’t do the XK-RS because I am a gun for hire. And we all know baddies drive JAAAAAGGGGGs

That’s my daily car. Just steal a Nissan Altima for on the job work. No one will notice.

CaptDale - is secretly British > Tapas 11/07/2016 at 12:32

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You sir, I approve.

CaptDale - is secretly British > AfromanGTO 11/07/2016 at 12:35

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Beige Commodore.

AfromanGTO > CaptDale - is secretly British 11/07/2016 at 13:07

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Too many people would notice the Commodore being rhd. lol

CaptDale - is secretly British > AfromanGTO 11/07/2016 at 13:19

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AfromanGTO > CaptDale - is secretly British 11/07/2016 at 13:35

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That’s prussian steel! Not beige. Still draws too much attention unless you’re in a land down under.

CaptDale - is secretly British > AfromanGTO 11/07/2016 at 13:43

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I bet you 90% of people would confuse it with

AfromanGTO > CaptDale - is secretly British 11/07/2016 at 14:18

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You mean the Impalabu.

CaptDale - is secretly British > AfromanGTO 11/07/2016 at 14:33

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That is the best thing I have seen in a long time.

This is pretty damn boring, but hiding a beast. Just needs a T56

Why is this $4k cheaper?

AfromanGTO > CaptDale - is secretly British 11/07/2016 at 14:58

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The Caprice is a long wheel based version of the Commodore. Those extra inches cost more. lol

CaptDale - is secretly British > AfromanGTO 11/07/2016 at 16:17

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But, the Caprice is so bland it makes an Altima look “interesting”